I've got a little WILLY, i put it in my BUM,
me and my bum have all kinds of fun.
Me and my Willy are really old friends,
water popped out where my willy hole ends.
Silly old willy, look what you've done!
You've got water on my friendly old bum.
My willy's silly and a little bit dumb,
and my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum.
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM.
Enough about my willy and more about my BUM!
I can fit my friendly old thumb rigth in my bum
when i do a little fart air popped out where my
bum hole starts.
I fould a wasp,
put it in my bum.
Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb.
Silly old wasp, look what you've done!
gotta put ice on my friendly old