I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass..
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I am wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I am lost.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just 'cuz I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
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