"If found vacant, listless, or depressed, administer chocolate immediately"
Ahhhh college, I've turned from a wannabe nerd majoring in neuroscience and psychology who listens to rock and wears jeans, sneakers and graphic tees to a wannabe Bostonian, New Yorker or Washingtonian majoring in archaeology who listens to pop and wears skinny jeans, boots, and blouses.
Mom: "Awwww, would you like your food better if it had liquor in it?"
Me: YES