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Chicago, Illinois
Occupation
Media & Communications Manager
About
...I just have a lot of feelings.
Want to be just like Benjamin? Don't worry! Your lifetime of self-perfection/destruction begins with these few simple steps, in order of decreasing difficulty:
1. Adopt tried-and-true Benjamin catchphrases, such as "pleenk on a stick," "holy crikey," and "ridic-in-a-box."
2. Learn a hundred or so digits of pi (correctly pronounced "pee" - the ancient Greeks had no long "i" sound).
3. Achieve a height of (nearly) six feet while maintaining a supple, 142-pound machine of a body.
4. Go vegan--no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no honey, no problem.
5. Dance. All the time.
Just kidding--just be true to yourself.