Things I used do a lot; Fall down, Pass out in random places, Get locked out of hotel rooms, Sleep in lobbies, Stumble down beaches, Let others make me puke, Tan in other peoples lawns. I have since grown up and that lifestyle is all behind me. Now I look forward to picking out shelf paper on the weekends and going to jazz concerts.
I carry on the tradition of the Mussy Backflip.
I graduated college in four years. If you knew me in college, this is a big accomplishment that I should have received a medal for instead of a diploma.