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According to BBC News, I was the 5,765,897,028th person alive on Earth when I was born, and the 81,113,020,658th person to have lived since history began. I suggest you all try it out - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515 English is a strange language Let's face it. English is a strange language. There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger, And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.