My name is Brian. But everyone calls me Coop because in Single A Little League there were two Brians on the team and I needed a nickname. I feel Fanny packs are ridiculous. The word Silly is Fucking retarded. My Dad is a badass, one time he stole a horse in Mexico and rode it to Hussong's Cantina at 6 a.m. I suffer from a chronic case of priapism. Water tastes good, except for Arrowhead. I went to Cal Poly SLO. I have a cousin named Chris; he's also a badass, it kinda runs in the family.
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