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I sail. Often. I seem to confuse people with all the terminology and can be found saying things like 'ah, jib sheets!' or 'i want a paper jet' or... well let's leave that there... I enjoy painting myself blue and running through the concrete jungles of Jo'burg... once a headline boldly proclaimed "HOMELESS MAN REPORTS SIGHTING OF MAN-SIZED SMURF IN UPMARKET JOHANNESBURG SUBURB." The elusive 'smurf' was me, accompanied by a good friend *cough Crampton* Soon we became a tourist attraction and now give 10% of our earnings from our shows (every Thursday at 17:47 in Yeoville) to the Government... it's currently in the "BUY MALEMA A MADE IN CHINA NOBEL PEACE PRIZE" fund. It's now sitting at R47