I have a pet spiders called Norri, his tail is what make's him special- it is blue and 10 feet long, on cold days he likes to point it at the stars and tiny bits of ginger hair sprout from the end. When Norri eats his dinner he usually throws up- I'm trying to find the reason why- maybe you shouldn't feed spiders terracotta pots.
Lastly to sum things up he lives on the mantlepiece in an urn with Great Uncle Josephs ashes, this way he'll never be lonely and he has somewhere to bury his poos when needed.