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I am a writer. I am an artist. I am a liar. I am a fraud. I am a kind person. I am a generous person. I am a selfish person. I am a shellfish. I have webbed feet and six fingers. I like you. I like my children. I like my wife. I love them all. I love you. I smell but I’m clean. I try hard. I’m hardly trying. I like to play. With things. Like Lego. And sharp knives. And sweets. Oh, yes, I like sweets. But I can’t have them because I’m on a diet. I hate diets. I like fat. I like big bellies. I like wellies. I need to fly but hate flying. I like my bike. I mess about. I'm about a mess. I’m quite good at tennis and football. I’m not very good at drawing. I wish I was very good at dra

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