Spending a thrilling number of hours determining which -ist, -or, -ed, -er philosophies to subscribe to.
Culture junkie.
Afraid of comfort and routine to the point that its routine.
Dislike raw onions, burning myself, horseradish, lutefisk, laugh tracks, and ignorance.
Favorite punctuation: the ellipse...
Quality. Not Quantity.
In light of recent events, I feel the need to make my intentions known. In case I should ever be hit by a bus or a falling rock, please do not post your condolences here as I cannot read them because I would be dead. Rather, I implore you to immediately contract Facebook customer service and have this page deleted. When I said I wanted to live forever...this is not