In the words of the one and only Marilyn Monroe - "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Slightly insane and easily bored, I have a split personality - which side you meet depends on how many Jagerbombs I've had....