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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I got somethin' I bet you never seen before." And then the bartender said, "Well I don't know, I've seen a lot of things." So the man put a little pet carrier on the bar, opened it, and then a 12-inch tall man walked out. Then the man placed a miniature grand piano on the bar. The 12-inch man started playing it. The bartender was amazed and asked, "Where'd you get that?!" The man replied, "There's a genie who will grant you any one wish you have. He's just next door." So the bartender went to the genie and the genie agreed to grant him one wish. The man wished for, "a million bucks." The genie then nodded and 1 million ducks started falling