In a nut shell,
I am the Man; The Baddest thing on the planet.
The Boogey Man checks for ME in his closet,
I''m why Freddy can't sleep at night,
The Dark is afraid of me.
And when I'm running late,.. Time better slow the hell down!
PS: My tables are non-smoking only and I cannot be formatted from the original version, for your optimal pleasure do not adjust your television set.