Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Astoria, New York
Occupation
Attorney
About
This is my life. You can be a part of it if you are not an asshole and you do not have offensive body odor. We have fun, occasionally we do stupid shit, occasionally we all cry and fall to the ground. We try not to die.
Sometimes, in band camp, we do awful things with inanimate objects. However, mommy always told us that no means no, even if its just a mournful glance from a power tool as you plug it in for the 10th time that morning.
We may eat cake with our hands. We may find ourselves linked together with handcuffs. We may get invaded by alien reptiles. Just saying, things get weird around here.