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This story begins with man named Eddie Hue Whitfield III and a woman named Sherell Whitfield. They were in love. One night God directed Eddie III  to the local ABC store and that night over a bottle of Wild Turkey (or Cold Duck, depending on who you ask) they consummated their love. They hunched. They had wild, nasty, sweaty monkey sex. 9 months later Eddie Deshawn Whitfield was Born . His birth was quite a spectacle. As Baby Eddie  made his grand entrance out of Sherell's womb, there was a 10-piece band playing Salt N Peppa's "What a Man" and as soon as Eddie head peeked throughSherell's vajayjay there were fireworks which shot in the air and spelled "Eddie!". Eddie III, always the hustler,

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