I'm good at wasting time
And you're not asking But I'm trying to grow a moustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I like to use to the word "dude"
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile....