Fortunatelly, I was born a pure genious. In fact, while I was being born, even before I was completely out of my mother's womb, I said to the obstetrition: "Please, do not spank me - I am alive alright!"
Naturally, they all were astonished; and so began my life as a miracle.
Of corse, my mother and father were very proud and put me in the greatest schools and colleges ever, and always for free. The professors were more than honored to have my name amongst their graduates.
Nevertheless, I never became a president or something like that - too misunderstood job if you ask me! Anyway, knowing, kind of, everything in the world, I have chosen for myself the life of a simple housewife with the