The narrator gets drunk and decides to travel to the North Pole to confront Santa Claus for never giving him the toy he wanted as a child. After a long journey by train, he arrives in Alaska and begins walking through the snow looking for Santa. He gets lost and is almost attacked by wolves but is saved by Santa Claus. Santa adopts the narrator as one of his elves, finally giving him the assassin action figure he always wanted. Though he now works long hours, the narrator is happy to have found Santa and received the toy.