"That wasn't sex, it was naked poetry."
Ok, I'll admit it; I rock.
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. My carpet cleans itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear
Basically