"All people are shit" is a mechanism I employ for multiple purposes:
1. It means I do not get self destructive whenever I realize I'm not perfect
2. It means I don't expect others to be. When they make mistakes, I empathize.
Casually and continuely seeking disasterous situations to put myself in, in order to create great anecdotes because bad decisions make good stories.
Regularly expressing a pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and general attention seeking.