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I am a lawful evil level 24 Half-Elf wizard, and I graduated from the University of Minnesota with a major in Supervillainy and minors in Mad Science and Horribleness. I can speak fluent parseltongue, Klingon and jive. Thanks to a genetic mutation, I can control metals. I have survived the time war, twice; and a visit to an unknown M-class planet while wearing red with McCoy, Spock, and Kirk. I figured out the question of life, the universe, and everything, while arm wrestling Superman under a yellow sun. And I won. I have repeatedly fended off a horde of zombies during the last three zombie apocalypses. My future plans include reclaiming the one ring, joining the Guild of Calamitous Intent 

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