I am evil, narcissistic and a basic "pain-in-the-Gluteus Maximus". I do however, have too much streetwise knowledge and information that has to be shared around, and I can be nice when my conscience does prick me. My friends and ex-students have described me as "moody", "bitter", "antagonistic", "misanthropic", "cynical", "grumpy", "maverick" and a "curmudgeon". So good luck if you ever have to face me~