I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
the internet... where women are men and 12 year old boys are FBI agents
I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure
If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
People say that I'm stubborn but I insist that I'm not. They eventually give in to me
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