"For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
LOVE INSTALLER
CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: Can you install love?
CUSTOMER : I can do that. I'm not very technical but i think I am ready to install now. What do i do first?
CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: What programs are running ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Let me see. I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right n