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People hang on my every word, even the prepositions. I can speak French, in Russian. I have been known to cure Narcolepsy simply by walking into the room. My organ donor card also lists my beard. I'm a lover, not a fighter...but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. The police often question me, just because they find me interesting. My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. My blood smells like Cologne. I once had a ménage à trois by myself. I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. My business card simply says 'I'll call you.' I am the most interesting man in the world.
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