People have accused you of being a player, and there's a lot of truth to that. You see love as a game.
You prefer casual relationships. As long as you're having fun, you'll stay - but no longer than that.
You tend to see marriage and commitment as a trap. You don't want anyone to be dependent on you.
You seek out short term affairs with "no strings attached." You get a thrill from playing the field
Your relationship is like a carton of yogurt right now
It's got a few weeks left when things are smooth enough
But any longer than that, it will get more and more sour each day
And eventually, you'll know it's time to give it the heave ho