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Bangalore, India

Owner/GM

About me??? Ok lemme see....hmmmmm....can't seem to think of much... I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Tamilian refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3days in a row. I can cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Nilgiri’s from a horde of ferocious ants. I play blue-grass cello. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I