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Organization / Workplace
Canton, Connecticut
Occupation
Machine Operator
About
Thousands of years ago in the year 1985 I was spewed out from the anus of a giant sea lion. Thinking I was it's child the creature raised me like it's own I ofcourse not knowing what life was like as a human took it as normal ....I soon learned the way of the sea lion from the great master sealion, the oldest and wisest of all the sea lions. he tought me many things, how to swim, how to catch fish with my mouth, and how to clap my hands while balancing a beach ball on my nose. I soon became powerful in the ways of the sea lion, so powerful infact that the entire sea lion race declared me as they're emperor. I commanded vast armies that if you put them in one area they reach farther than t