* I am the retired queen of Bad Life Decisions
* I love to abbrev
* I have insomnia and a caffeine addiction
* I hate pants
* Running out of DC dictates how often I buy groceries
* I love my dogs like children
* I have the ability to turn J.crew from preppy to hobo chic
* I am secretly a 70 year old woman ( I love tea and sewing)
* I don't like corny things (read: emotions)