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Portsmouth

I am original and unique, often not always handled properly. I have had a few previous owners that although reading the manual, they could not keep me. 1: i sometimes tell fibs (like im best friends with Shaz Osbourne) 2: I still and always will enjoy the noise that is "the fart" 3: I'm high maintenance. 4: I'm overly attentive. 5: I hear you cry....sometimes/always/usually let down or mislead! Generally quite average, its my human rights to be adored and loved, and in return give the same back, dont you think?