"I've always been impulsive. My thinking is usually pretty good, but I always seem to do it after I do my talking—by which time I've generally destroyed all basis for further conversation." (From: This Immortal, by R. Zelazny)
"You just haven't dug deep enough to reveal my hidden core of pure, molten bitchnum." (from Questionable Content)
"Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot." (from 500 days of Summer)