Boy:we just broke up.
His Best Friend:What happened?
Boy:She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend:What makes you say
that? What did she do wrong?
Boy:Well, ...for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to
look good, always took forever to get
dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart
because she wanted to keep your eyes
locked on her? She wanted you to see
that you have the prettiest girl under
your sleeve and not think otherwise? I
see..
Boy:Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or
text me asking where I am, who I’m
with, telling me to behave, not to drink.
She’s so annoying!
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart
because s