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Organization / Workplace
Lewisham, Lewisham, United Kingdom
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Don
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1. I eat tacos with a fork.
2. I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.
3. I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.
4. A horse once fell over while I was riding it.
5. I don't believe in democracy.
6. I drink two glasses of wine every night before bed. Wait, did I just admit to alcoholism?
7. I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk.