I change my haircut often but rarely my color
My sunglasses are huge and my glasses oversized
I change my clothing style constantly and wear eccentric pieces
I am petite but people hear me out
I drink corona from the bottle
But wine always in a proper glass
I don’t go out at nights without my heels
and my lingerie always matches my outfits
I can spend a whole day shopping at the mall
Or simply with just a mouse-click
I love people see me lipsticking
and putting blush when stuck in a traffic jam
…speaking of cars.. I don’t know which exits are which
and I couldn’t care less- I barely remember where I’ve parked my car
but someone told me there is an app for that
yea