I know you cannot live without me.I'll pay for the funeral.
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Nothing grêåt in thê world hå§ evå bêên åccompli§hêd without p姧ion¤¨
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Love is like war