I am a professional comedy magician. See. Hear. Laugh. Feel. Believe. - Learn more at ShizzleDizzleMagic.com
I really hate the "About Me" section when it comes to social networking sites. If you don't know me, why the **** are you looking at my profile? Seriously. Go away creep!
Most people put general crap here that you probably already knew anyway. I'm gonna make a lame attempt at coolness and throw out a bunch of random stuff that you actually might *not* know...
- I'm a Lacto Oval Vegetarian
- I've lost 160lbs as of the time I'm writing this.
- I am a professional comedy magician.
- I bought "Transformers" three times (DVD, Blu-Ray & iTunes)
- A well made Martini i