I am an amalgam of contradictions. I take a huge sniff of my food before eating; I can find humor in nearly any situation (when appropriate, of course); I snore pretty damn loud; I have a thing for hands; I ask lots of questions and look confused when I'm actually listening; Olukai's are my footwear of choice; I have a favorite dingy red cap that fits my head perfectly; I met my best friend (a.k.a wife) because of a dingy red cap; I'm always on the look-out for new cafes, hole-in-the-wall restaurants, bars, and live music. I am very fortunate to be surrounded by an awesome group of people...down-to-earth, fun to be around, and who like to call each other "bitch". They are my friends.