As I look out over this land of pies, I think of yonder time with my optical mouse in hand and Brandy balanced with ease on my forehead.
Winston Churchill - 1945
When a man fights another man he must first consider the size of his badger recreational facilities. It's only then that pureness of the soul can be considered be lesser mortals that posses paperclips.
Margaret Thatcher - 1983
Alcohol provokes the desire but inhibits the ability to type well on facebook.
Tom Cruise ( singer songwriter ) 1991
A coalition government is the last thing that the United Kindom needs right now. We need strong government for the people led by the people and various other insects.
Nick C