I've got a Ph.D. in snarkology.
~If I could be anyone, anywhere in history I would be a hippie on a groovy trip @ Montery Pop.
~Don't be fooled, Jesus of Nazareth was the original renegade political activist, wreaking havoc on the Roman Empire.
~I don't drink milk. I am not a baby cow.
~Guns do not add ambience to home decor.
~My favorite holiday is Halloween.
~ I am turned on by hip bones.
~It's okay to know the words to every t.v. theme song.
~Speaking of...I don't wanna wait for my life to be over.
~Music is my one true love.
~I still haven't found what I'm looking for.