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Allentown, Pennsylvania

Enginering Technician

I'll get back to you once I figure out how to be inspirational, comical, intelligent, sympathetic, logical and intriguing all in once sarcastic sentence. That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. I'm sarcastic, and if you truly understand and appreciate me, you'll allow me to continue as such. Enough about me, here's a note from Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and