Adam were all alone and looked so sad
That God, without thinking, had asked, "What's up, lad?"
He knew it were a mistake the moment he'd said it.
As Adam spoke up, God started to dread it.
He began by complaining that he had nowt to do
'Cos he'd named all the animals God had put in his zoo.
"It's not a zoo," said God, "It's the Garden of Eden."
"Whatever," said Adam, "just don't expect me to feed 'em."
'Perhaps free will was a bad idea,' thought God.
"They're all here," said Adam, "Aardvark, baboon and cod,
Dormice, eels and fleas, which I wouldn't recommend as pets."
And on and on Adam went, through several alphabets.
Not for the first time, God felt his head nodding
And