It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad and America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS r