1. Am not MALLU; am a Malayali. and 80% of us can speak 3 Languages which you can't even think of.
2. Shakeela is not from my state and Tamil is not my mother tongue.
3. I may like Rajnikanth or Shahrukh Khan; But am a fan of Mohanlal and Mammooty.
4. I like cricket; But I love football.
5. Sreesanth is from my state; and yes I hate him.
6. Am an INDIAN; and yes, Sachin is my God.
7. Am not a Nair (Always).
8. All my uncles are not in Dubai.
9. I don't understand "Kathakali".
10. Our HDI (Human development index) is much higher than most developed contries.
11. Am a hard-core alchaholic unless am scared of my Mom.
12. I may or may not be Marxist; But defenitly a socialist.
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