Those who have had something to do with me often believe that I am a certified jackass mostly becuse they have had trouble dealing with me at some point of time or other. In retaliation I tend to give them a hard time for being imperceptive morons who lack the marginal wit to contemplate the correct pronounciation of my name...
Hence, folks, unless you can pronounce my name or are as bad as me, STAY AWAY FROM ME...