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I only believe in three things...

1) Bob
2) Slack
3) The Conspiracy

I live by one law...

"Fuck all you who can't take a joke!"
... or in more polite terms...
"Let they who cantst not see the humour to mount up upon themselves."

Intelligence was never what counts (if it was, we'd be up shit creek), it's always been a sense -- common sense, sense of humor, dollars and cents... Imbue yourself with the power to screw up; embrace total slack! Surf the road of least resistance, etc. We are attacked on all sides by the Great Conspiracy that is too sad and boring to know it's conspiring against us, yet you may still be the worst part of it. Only you know what slack is for you...

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