Born.
Miss Bovard's kindergarten. Much time in "talking chair."
Kicked out of school in 9th grade for wearing pantsuit.
Went to college.
Graduated.
Got a job.
Fell in love.
Got married.
Went to grad school.
Graduated.
Quit the job.
Got divorced.
Opened a business.
Fell in love again.
Got married.
Had three great kids.
Went to get a PhD.
Graduated.
Got a faculty position.
Living happily ever after.