I really love food... a lot
I cannot play the guitar to save my life
My car is called Helga
I'm upset that my northern accent is leaving me
It makes me miss Cumbria even more
But I would also like to live in France for a bit
I don't understand the appeal of napping. It's a waste of my time
Which explains my caffeine addiction
I grow my own chillis
And would like to make my own beer and cider
But I'm too lazy
I love the colour red
And aviator sunglasses
And pretentious hats
Getting post makes me extremely happy
Waiting for things in the post... not.
I'm very impatient
And rather unpunctual
I'm really competitive
But I often lose
Lots of people think I'm Australian
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