Yes I am a engineer Bcoz
I Can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own Handwriting.!
I spend more time with my teachers than with my Family...!
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I have no Life & can Prove it Mathematically.!
I can Translate English into Binary.!
I know the second law of thermodynamic but not my T-shirt Size!
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My IQ is greater than my weight!
A 40 out of 100 is Heaven 4 me.!
My xerox bills r Higher than my mobile bill..!!
When I was born the devil said "Oh shit"! Competition