Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Vancouver, Washington
Occupation
Slave
About
When once the itch of literature overcomes a man, the only cure is the scratch of a pen.
I was born in 1975 in Chico California. By 1977, I stopped pooping my pants except for on special occasions. In 1980, I started Kindergarten where amongst other things; I learned to make wax paper art. At some point in the spring of 1982, I pant-zed Heidi Blackwelder and got sent home from school. A week later, I got into a brawl with Alan Green over a game of tetherball and got sent home a second time. By the time I reached the third grade, I was a super ninja, and hopelessly smitten with my first real girlfriend, Cynthia Hoffelt, whom I also pantzed (apparently, she liked my assertiveness). At about